By Sammy Franco and Jesse Elias

I'm a hardcore trainer. I'm pretty well-known in the online train community...

Every trainer you meet has a story about "that one train"...

I like trains so much that I went to the ship in a bottle store, bought all the ships in a bottle, then took the ships out and put in trains instead.

One time I took my train on this super advanced off-track course and I did this crazy 360 jump...

I am the Tony Hawk of trains. The other day I was grinding this rail for a whole hour!

I like trains so much that when I turn on the radio, I search for the train station.

Did you know that trains have no steering wheel?

So a police officer pulls over a train for going too fast and writes the conductor a ticket...

The conductor says, "ticket please!"

Trains don't have seat belts because there are many seats on a train and only two crash test dummies on TV.

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